#A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SERIES#
Martin jokingly stated the series would end with an epic cock-slap fight between Samwell Tarly and Jaime Lannister. By the fifth book, things are going and/or will go to shit even for the bad guys.Īccording to a leaked fan conversation, George R. Sadly, winter has finally come and, unbeknownst to most people, evil ice wizards leading soulless undead assumed to be only myths by most people are about to invade the continent from the north. Just when the guys who lost the least start thinking they get to rule over the remaining chaos, more fuck ups happen and more dudes show up (book four). Everyone's picking up the pieces from the pervious war until one family's bid for power starts another war (book one), A bunch of dudes declare themselves kings (book two), they're burning the continent down in their scramble for power, and somehow all the fuck-ups managed to lose anyway (book three). The series itself is set on the totally not medieval European ripoff realm of Westeros as it is wracked by a massive succession war drawing its realms into conflict.
#A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE TV#
He was even called "the American Tolkien" by Time magazine gormless idiots who lump diametrically different writers together for no other reason than that they're both fantasy authors, which would probably explain its sudden spike in popularity following the TV show (at least to a point, anyway.) The great joke of an actual World War veteran writing a story about heroic knights and elves being compared to and contrasted with a conscientious objector who writes dark (occasionally grimderp) fantasy is not lost on most. Martin, has been praised for his highly realized world and gritty low fantasy style. Thus it has become one of the most popular series of our generation and its author, George R. Its central themes include political Machiavellian scheming, ultraviolence, incest/sex with exposition, and everyone trying to survive in such a Crapsack World of perpetual suffering. "If you think this story has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention." – Ramsay Bolton, nailing the grimdark theme of this seriesĪ Song of Ice and Fire (more better known as Game of Thrones) is a Grimdark fantasy book series for people who hate fantasy. Warning: This article contains so many spoilers we're ruining books that haven't even been released yet. So what can we say but exclaim: I LOVE BIG BROTHER! Expect a copious amount of depression, existentialism, hopelessness with a sprinkle of edge. This article or section is a work of Grimdark. In the Grimdarkness of the far future, a brief life burns brightly. (We’re musicians and off-sync games hurt us.WIENER PARTY! WIENER PARTY! 60px This article contains spoilers! You have been warned.
The game is precisely timed, and you won’t experience any slow desync over time like you might with other music-based twitch games.
#A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE FREE#
Play new levels for free: Tackle new songs and new rhythms as we expand the game with free level patches.
No tricks, and nothing is reaction-based. Predict every moment: With a track that shows you every rhythm ahead of time, you’ll learn to sight-read levels as they come.Explore the cosmos: Soar through each genre of music in a variety of colorful fantasy landscapes.Note that it is quite strict and unforgiving, so please play the online version here if you're not sure if this is for you! If you've played the Rhythm Heaven series - this is about as strict as that.
This game is purely based on rhythm, so use your ears more than your sight. Press on every beat of the music to move in a line.Įvery pattern has its own rhythm to it. About This Game A Dance of Fire and Ice is a simple one-button rhythm game.